Donna Galanti - The Element Trilogy

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Reptiles, bats & rodents. Snakes on a rug?

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It started with a mouse in the Christmas tree. He rode home with us in a nest. His spouse was wise enough to leave him behind. We chased him until midnight when a shoebox got him (and a bit of rodent-directed rage). Then there's this old house. This damn old house. A sieve. Wide open to creepy crawly things that skitter and slither. And they always seek out my room...err...the guest bedroom. (That room that offers blessed escape from Snore Man. He leaps tall decibels in one breath). Or Read more [...]

Are you a good liar?

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Lying. Some suck at it. Like my husband. Some are talented. Like me. It is a talent to be finessed, and in certain situations can be used creatively and quite appropriately. If you're going to lie. Be unique. A one-of-a-kind. I was eighteen when I learned you could call in to work. No way! Sure thing, my friend said. That day I learned what could go wrong with a car, besides the obvious. Did you know what a distributor cap was and that it could crack, rendering your car useless? Feel free Read more [...]

A to Z: X is for X-rated

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X is for X-rated. Who hasn't had experience with something X-rated at some point in their life. I get people looking for it on my blog. I wrote a post last summer called "I like big butts and I cannot lie, real not fake" that generated more hits daily than any other posts. Apparently there are a lot of people out there looking for big butts. When I was a teen I ventured once into the local porn theater, Cinema Art in Troy, New York, with a boyfriend. Tuesdays were couples night. Two Read more [...]

Monday Funnies: Monkey Faces & Sweet Nothings Hollywood Style

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Since it's back to work day we need some comic relief for those Monday blues. Here's my Monday Funny for the week that made me laugh out loud. It gives me hope that at 86 I still have it all going on like this gentleman with his wife. A couple who are Internet newbies trying to figure out a webcam have found themselves the unwitting subjects of an instant viral video, thanks to a little help from a grandkid. Watch Web Cam 101 For Seniors' Turns Oregon Oldsters Into YouTube Celebrities. This video Read more [...]